What's My Name? (DMX Parody) Lyrics

BVD

See, this is the surf music I be Talkin' about right here JJ

You think it's a game

You think it's a surfing game Come on

What y'all really want

What y'all really want

What BVD

Come on, surf or die

What's my name

BVD watch too much tv and live Next to NYC

One more time

Just like that song from Daft Punk but middle aged and from Long Island

Stop tribute bands

Cause they steal from the Musicians their families and their Fans

Here we go again

How many times do I have to tell You music purists I have no Friends

You still acting up

Running around here like an old Guitar string about to get plucked

This track won't stop

I'm still getting down for whatever Whenever just before 10 o'clock

Can't keep it real

Now, some of us do but most of us Don't that's just how a surfer feel

It's a joke

I'm like Denis the Menace

Who got old married a dental Hygienist

BVD

Cause if you want it we got it

Come and get it surfer

We with it

All you gotta do is twang it, baby

Surf or die

What y'all surfers want

What y'all surfers want

Cause if you want it we got it

Come and get it surfer we with it

All you gotta do is set it, baby

Surf or die

What y'all surfers want

What y'all surfers want

You steal band names

From the Beatles to the eagles

These musicians have no shame

That's how they do it

It's like they almost made new Music but then said nah screw it

I'm never going out

I loved the pandemic DoorDash I'm in debt and have gout

Keto obsessed

Cause in a minute my fat jeans Gonna be the only outfit I have Left

Avoid gathered masses

When I go out I wear a fake nose Spray on hair and dark glasses

Surf for life

We're gonna twang out the Whammy on this track if it takes all night

Stop drop

Open up shop

Fake surf rock purists screaming That I'm Trop

Surf or die

That's means I'll tell a surfer bye Bye I gotta hit up chicken drive Through Popeyes

BVD

Cause if you want it we got it

Come and get it surfer

We with it

All you gotta do is twang it, baby

Surf or die

What y'all surfers want

What y'all surfers want

Cause if you want it we got it

Come and get it surfer we with it

All you gotta do is set it, baby

Surf or die

What y'all surfers want

What y'all surfers want

Look at all these music purists

Judging like they're jurists because

Their music never flourished

That's that balderdash

I make great choices that is until I Start drinking sour mash

I'm not a nice person

On this one surf track I got so mad That I almost started cursing

I stay silent

Then again you're listening to a Guy who found The Wizard of Oz Violent

My surf style

I'm a funny surfer leave you all Sunny surfer service with a smile

Surf guitar

Those who know about Reverb Reberb know it's about to get Bizarre

That's too late

Like when I opened for Frankie Avalon but od'ed on orange Concentrate

I've lost my mind

I'm a sucker for vinyl records walks On the beach and red wine

BVD

Cause if you want it we got it

Come and get it surfer

We with it

All you gotta do is twang it, baby

Surf or die

What y'all surfers want

What y'all surfers want

Cause if you want it we got it

Come and get it surfer we with it

All you gotta do is set it, baby

Surf or die

What y'all surfers want

What y'all surfers want