Long Island, My Long Island (Radio Edit) ft. The Tough Twangers Lyrics

Best bagels you've ever had

Long Island my Long Island

Get drunk at Adventureland

Long Island my Long Island

Toxic fills our waterways

According to corrupt surveys

Condos filled with divorcees

Long Island my Long Island

Traffic on the LIE

Long Island my Long Island

Hot today tonight snowing

Long Island my Long Island

All we have is Billy Joel

And his pathetic rock n roll

Overpriced places to bowl

Long Island my Long Island

Mariah disowned her home

Long Island my Long Island

Left us with Patti Lupone

Long Island my Long Island

Blue Oyster Cult EPMD

The Baldwins and Steve Buscemi

And even Jackie Kennedy

Long Island my Long Island

Taxes are a freaking joke

Long Island my Long Island

Oysters that will make you choke

Long Island my Long Island

The Mets are out of pennant race

The Islanders are in last place

The Ranger fans get in your face

Long Island my Long Island

Little flies and mosquitoes

Long Island my Long Island

Iced tea with strong alcohol

Long Island my Long Island

The Gambling is such a crock

No table games and what a shock

The Northern State's a parking lot

Long Island my Long Island

Sagamore and Roosevelt

Long Island my Long Island

Christmas with Hanukkah gelt

Long Island my Long Island

Our motto is a travesty

Another day a memory

We've got the best Sloan Kettering

Long Island my Long Island

Restaurants not up to code

Long Island my Long Island

Kevin James live sold out shows

Long Island my Long Island

Basements that are water logged

People who can spell Cutchogue

Paumonok and Aquebogue

Long Island my Long Island

Billy Joel's too drunk to sing

Long Island my Long Island

Mike DelGuidice covering

Long Island my Long Island

CEO's who got It made

From Ponzi schemes and underpaid students on financial aid

Long Island my Long Island