Dating App Lyrics

I'm a homebody

My body is definitely my home

I like to cuddle on the couch

I like to hold your waist as we make out

I'm often in the woods with my dog

I'm into bad reality TV

Mostly vegetarian, mostly T4T

Libra Sun and Leo Moon

My mom isn't sure what time I was born

It was the late afternoon

Does that make me into you?

Or you into me?

We could get a coffee

Did I mention that I don't drink

What do you think?

Do you wanna make out, make out, make out

On my new couch, new couch, new couch

Do you wanna hold my hand in public

Be my real life dream

Do you have tattoos, tattoos, tattoos

Nothing to lose, to lose, to lose

Do you love your life most of the time

But won't get upset when I hate mine

More about me

Anti-capitalist, mostly anarchist

I can tell by the patches on your vest

That you might have a folkpunk past

Maybe this might really work out

How do you like the brand new couch

I'm kind of a guy, kind of a man

But also kind of a lesbian

Must like dogs, must be non-monogs

Must believe in something bigger than us

All my life I've put someone else first

I think it's about my turn

I made a list of things that I wanna see in someone who's loving me

I think you'd match them quite perfectly

What do you think?

Do you wanna make out, make out, make out

On my new couch, new couch, new couch

Do you wanna hold my hand in public

Be my real life dream

Do you have tattoos, tattoos, tattoos

Nothing to lose, to lose, to lose

Do you love your life most of the time

But won't get upset when I hate mine