Hard Boi Lyrics

Ya ya ya

Day in, day out, I've got a problem

It has to do with my extended scrotum

It's always going up

Like a volcano, it will erupt

Girls, they see it, walking down the street

Their eyes go down, but their mouths start to scream

This problem never ever goes away

It's been around since I was about 8

God oh please make it stop I beg

It's just like having a third fucking leg

This is too much, I'm having a rush It's making me blush, how my dick feels lush

I wanna take this hard cock, flush it down the toilet

and give this motherfucking bitch a flush

Hard, hard, hard, hard boi I am a hard boi

Dudes dudes dudes dudes, they must be destroyed

They're dirty perverts, chuck them into a fiery void

Lifting is hard work, should've used steroids

My penis is long, my bone is stiff

I need a down, so I'll smoke a spliff

I don't roll up very often, but when I do my penis softens

Working out doesn't help Squats and lifts make me belch

I showed it to my whore

When she saw it, she ran out the door

I can't really help myself, I want to kiss Zendaya's tits

Life is so fucking cruel, Jeffrey Epstein touches kids

It won't go away, it keeps coming back, like diarrhea it will attack

Cut it off, it grows right back

Oh God that girl's got a killer fucking rack

This is hell, it ain't my heaven, I feel like 00-erection

Bring it on, back it up, I'm gonna bust here we go again

Hard, hard, hard, hard boi I am a hard boi

Dudes dudes dudes dudes, they must be destroyed

They're dirty perverts, chuck them into a fiery void

Lifting is hard work, should've used steroids

It would be great though, cause girls would say to me

"You are so dummy thicc, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey"

You don't want it to be hard, but you are MC Retard

So stop your complaining and get masturbating

Oh god, this is bad, I should've been a donor

Oh wait, I got a doctor, I'm gonna phone her

Hello, miss, I need your help with my veiny ass boner,

actually you have a sexy voice

Wanna come and over here and slide on my Rolls-Royce

Oh Baby don't get annoyed

Can't help myself, I'm just a hard boy

Hard, hard, hard, hard boi I am a hard boi

Dudes dudes dudes dudes, they must be destroyed

They're dirty perverts, chuck them into a fiery void

Lifting is hard work, should've used steroids

Hard, hard, hard, hard boi I am a hard boi

Dudes dudes dudes dudes, they must be destroyed

They're dirty perverts, chuck them into a fiery void

Lifting is hard work, should've used steroids

Hard, hard, hard, hard boi I am a hard boi

Dudes dudes dudes dudes, they must...