Wahmagheddon I Lyrics

My time has come

I've risen from hell

God can't save you now

And time will tell

Satan is dead

Her corpse in my bed

Her body reeks of smells of my sperm

I shall return and conquer the land

I feel hellfire burning up my ass

The almighty will be destroyed

As I take a needle and turn into a (?)

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

(?)

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Big stinky penis

In God's bum

Thou kettle did not deserveth thy vile hand

Yet I smited thee with no just nor reason

Thy kettle is broke

Thy kettle is broke

I confess to such vile crimes that the mother Mary weep

Foul demons of thy kettle haunt me in my sleep

My breast is ripe with regret and shame

Thou bossom doth softly sweep my gentle touch

With passion and lust my heart doth beat again

God haseth let such heinous act defile my virgin soul

Now he shall reap the same fate as thou Joker in a society of hate and woe

Heaven watch as I tear your Christian God from the sky

My kingdom for a kettle

I smite thee God

WAH

Ugh f**king hell I'm gonna go kill him

Ugh f**king hell

F**king God

Little twat

I'm so f**king angry

Gonna go kill him

HA gonna go kill him

HEHE he's a f**kin' c**t

Gonna rip his f**king beard off

(?)

You f**king wanker

(Goes Joker mode)

"Heyy I'm Gabriel, welcome to Heaven, how can I help?"

F**k off you goomba I wanna see the boss

"umm I don't think we can arrange that, God is a little busy at the moment"

Ah f**king hell, alright hold on a second

"woah Matt there's no need for violence here"

Die motherf**ker

"Matthew, stop this now

Let's settle this like men"

"Come here Matt, you beta cuck"

I'm not taking any more of your s**t God

"Don't be mad at me for your droopy foreskin"

I'm gonna choke your scrote

... with my nuts

"I've got some things to teach you boy"

I'm gonna go down on you and lick your gooch

In a bad way

"Come on Matt let's stop the yapping

It's time for a holy ass grabbing"

Let's end this

"Oh no Matt, You've defeated me"

Now I shall take the universe and snort it in a fat chunky line

"Not while I still have breath in my lungs"

Well now I will kill you with my impressively large foreskin

WAH

Who dat ugly bitch

"Did you do it"

Yeah mate that was well mental innit

"What did it cost?"

My foreskin

What is this

What is this power