Gurning Lyrics

Hey Smackhead what you got bitch

Got some Chepstonian blood mandy if you wanna buy

Hell yeah bitch

Ahh Good stuff

Way up

Let's get some pussy tonight yo

Uh yeah, let's do it

Uh yeah, let's poo it

We're gonna get some pussy tonight

Get some pussy tonight

Everything will be alright

As long as she is tight

There's a minor in sight

Get some pussy tonight

Oh yeah bitch

Bang, bang, shamoan bitch

Bang, bang, come on bitch

Take me back to your crib, where I'll fuck you like a bitch

I'm gonna stick my dick in your cherry pick

So uh, you seem like a nice girl

I saw you across the hall and I just wanted to come talk to you

And I've had a bad night

So I was wondering if I could stick my dick in your mouth

This bitch is frigid won't let me nut

Feeling sick, might come out my butt

This mandy got me so fucked up

Gonna stick my penis in a pug

Had a ket shit now my asshole is burning

My parents said I had difficulties learning

My actions prove to be concerning

And now I am

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

My penis shrinks, I can't get hard

Your boys know me MC retarf

Licking it off a tesco clubcard

I cleared the room, I did a fard

Sucking on a mummy's tits

While she's tuggin' on my shit

While I'm reaching for her clit

She's got the double twisty motion

Causing a commotion

I hope I don't jizz quick

Cokie on my gummies

While she giving me the rubbies

Now she getting some on my dick

Lay her on her front

As my asshole pucks

And I lay it hella thick

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

Gurning

Tried to piss but my penis is

Hurting

Hurting

Hurting

Hurting

I'm so fucked up

Oh god

(stroke noises)

I can't get hard