Whispering Ironic Lyrics

You thought you could keep me down with the vertigo

I now posses the power of meclizine

As with the old adage, a chemical advantage

Better him than me with a cart full of cabbage

I can't take anymore heartache at this time

Epistemological ceviche processed by lime

That's to say raw facts delivered with a hairy back

All the while sneaking dairy based snacks

I can't quit you, you're my slice of pizza pie

Mozzarella brings an olive oil tear to my eye

Fedex has spies, untrustworthy to say the least

If stored on a truck is it still fresh yeast?

Contract has a crease, time to invalidate

Small talk no longer making my heart palpitate

I'm Chancellor Palpatine in that one meme

With the suspicious smile whispering ironic

We can take critically panned and make it iconic

Just like when the internet thankfully killed ugly Sonic

That's not to say you can channel you inner Vader

Under no circumstance bully the content creators

You thought you could keep me down with the vertigo