Don't Stop Tributin' (Journey Tribute Bands SUCK!) Lyrics

Just a local band

Looking for some easy fans

Ripped off the journey name

To play anywhere

Just before the show

Working days at Home Depot

We'd steal from any band to play anywhere

Almost dropped my black haired wig

The fat guitarist sucking in

Leathered bikers swaying with closed eyes

So get the camera take a picture

Gave my signature

Like I'm their real lead singer

Creepy Steve Perry's still alive

White guys fat face

Not a black person in the place

Describes all of our fanbase

Neil Schon and Jonathan Cain

Damaging the Journey name

With a Perry impersonator from Manila

You'd think fans would be pissed

But they can't get enough of it

It is Milli Vanilli Journey

That goes on and on and on

Sold out live shows

Even when the sound system blows

Average fan age sixty five

Grown men singing

Open arms in unison

I am steve Perry tonight

Don't stop tributing

I'd rather be in a mass shooting

Journey fans like that I'm cheap

Don't stop tributing

The journey logo we are looting

Journey fans like that I'm cheap

Don't stop tributing

Oh I really hate home improving

Journey fans like that I'm cheap