The Jesuit Blues ft. Brian Logan Dales, Carly Jibson, Matthew Scott Montgomery & 2023 Cast of EXORCISTIC: the Unauthorized Rock Musical Parody of "The Exorcist" Lyrics

My Archdiocese

Told me I'm an angsty priest

Cause I'm a former boxer

Who never gets release

But there's a deeper reason

I mope like James Dean

Cause I just put my mother

In a state facility

I have lost my faith in the Lord

I have lost my place in the world

And my mother comes to me in my dreams and says

Dante you abandon me

My Archdiocese

Put me in touch with the police

There'd been a desecration

Of the Sacred Virgin

And the policeman asked me

What kind of twisted devil the perp might be

But at the scene of the crime

God must have read my mind

Cause I have lost my faith in this girl

Good luck with your case

I can offer you no pearls

My mother comes to me in my dreams and says

Dante you abandon me

In a sanitarium in Lower Queens

Hello

Dante it's Tim

We just got a call about your mother

She's

I understand

I have lost my faith in the Lord

I have lost my place in the world

And if the Devil came for me in my dreams

There'd be no one to defend me