Washington DC in the '70s / Rats ft. Emma Hunton, Janaya Jones, Brian Logan Dales & 2023 Cast of EXORCISTIC: the Unauthorized Rock Musical Parody of "The Exorcist" Lyrics

Washington DC in the 70s

My name is Megan O'Neil

I'm just a really sweet girl reaching puberty

Hi five

My mom's a movie star

With a famous face

We rent a real nice place

Above a tall staircase

Over M Street

Durke

What?

I can read for chrissakes, but I don't understand

In this scene, why are they all these people protesting

We can always summon the writer

He's on tour with Elton John I believe

Fucking

Hiding

I'm a single mom

In the 70s

Though my career is swell

All kinds of Hell is about to befall me

My daughter Megan

Has her birthday next week

Of course her dad won't be there

Cause he just doesn't care

Cause he's a lying cheating whoring rotten son of a fucking

Action

Excuse me

We are all concerned with human rights for God sakes but what about buildings

Buildings have rights too

You're protesting

Well I am protesting that you're protesting

To be honest I have absolutely no idea what I am shouting about

Darling think of it as the Walt Disney version of the Hu Chi Minh Story

I'm a Jesuit priest

I'm sure you never heard of me

No we haven't

No oh we haven't

I'm a psychologist

And a pugilist

From Lower Queens

I refrain from flesh

It's a matter of will

And I don't score cocaine

Like some I could name up on Capitol Hill

Washington DC in the 70s

Activists with passion

Disco still in fashion burn baby burn

I'm hearing confession

Ooh

And I'm hearing action

Ooh

No time for love

Or family

In Washington DC

Cate hears a loud noise from the attic

What was that

Um Fritz I think we have rats in the attic

We have no rats in the attic

Well I thought I heard a

It's kind of loud

We have no rats

You can't hear that

Jesus

We have no rats