A Christian in Iraq ft. Jesse Merlin, Carly Jibson & 2023 Cast of EXORCISTIC: the Unauthorized Rock Musical Parody of "The Exorcist" Lyrics

The Untitled Exorcist Rock Musical Parody Experiment Project Act One

Lights up on an archeological dig in Iraq

Something similar but not the infamous film theme trickles in like rain

Dust rises

The earth is a wasps nest of holes

The sun hangs in the sky like the lazy eye of God

Diggers strike picks at soil and rock while a frail old Father Barren takes the stage

Uncovering the small artifact in trembling hands

I might be old with a bad back

But I still wield a mean pick axe

Sometimes I get a lot of flack

For being a Christian in Iraq

I found this piece this stone nicknack

My demon foe is looking back

The evil Pazuzu plans his attack

But I'll remain fast on his track

Might be in DC imagine that

The sun is setting his shadow is black

Over this Christian in Iraq

I've been digging for a long time

The Devil is taboo now so I toe the line

Baby watch yourself

The only evil is in the human mind

My Cardinal tells me old man

Make peace with your demons

Make peace with your demons

Make peace with your demons

Ooh

Enter two doo wopping Iraqi women wearing raiments

In every doctrine there is a crack

In every doctrine

That makes you heavy in the sack

It makes you heavy in the sack

Do not think that you beat him back

Just cause you're a Christian in Iraq

He is the fiction I am the fact

He is the fact

I am the dentist he is the plaque

He is the plaque

The sun is setting his shadow is black

Black

Black

The clock on the wall ticks ticks ticks stops

The demon almost killed me last time

Baby watch yourself

Wild dogs snapping at my fault lines

It's a sign from Hell

I need pills to keep my heart fine

My doctor tells me just make

Peace with your demons

Make peace with your demons

Make peace with your demons

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh