TEXAS ROADHEAD ft. Sexy Danger Lyrics

Gettin' Texas Roadhead on the way to the Roadhouse

Gosh darn diggity, the way that she go down

Got my heart jumpin', got to tell her to slow down

(Let me tell you how I like it, baby)

Yea, she got the honey buns with the cinnamon butter

I ate her all up, so I ordered another

She asked where I'm from, baby, my blood is Southern

(You know I need a Southern woman, baby)

Roadhead at the Roadhouse

Love how she go down

Roadhead at the Roadhouse

Love how she go down

Bill

Hey, sweetheart, my name is "Danger" (sexy)

I'm gonna need a table for the girls in the Ranger (12)

I'm gonna leave my number, don't be a stranger (who?)

You look like an older Hermione Granger (expelliarmus)

Too many babes, feedin' 'em with the manger

She likes to eat sloppy (toppy), why would I change her?

Waitress gets tough? Might short-change her

Waitress gets flirty? Might engage her

That guy over there? Think he's my neighbor

He always hits me up for manual labor (fuck)

He needs to find a wife and rearrange her

I got my guitar now and I'll see you later (bye)

Aw, sweetheart, I'll take the bone-in ribeye, please

With an extra side of the buns

I'll take the same damn thing

Yee-haw

Gettin' Texas Roadhead on the way to the Roadhouse

Gosh darn diggity, the way that she go down

Got my heart jumpin', got to tell her to slow down

(Let me tell you how I like it, baby)

Yea, she got the honey buns with the cinnamon butter

I ate her all up, so I ordered another

She asked where I'm from, baby, my blood is Southern

(You know I need a Southern woman, baby)

Roadhead at the Roadhouse

Love how she go down

Roadhead at the Roadhouse

Love how she go down

Yah

Pull up to the Roadhouse, my hat colored blanco (yee-haw)

I just got a reacharound inside of my Bronco (what?)

I don't make reservations, I don't wait in no queue

I just walk inside the doors and take a table, fuck you

Sit down at the table, have a threesome with the waitress

Know I love the pink like the inside of my steak tips

No, it isn't on the menu, I know where the cake is

Ride 'em like the rodeo, I can't see their faces

Yea, she bitin' like a rattlesnake

Roadhouse on a Saturday

Slappin' it like pattycake

A baddie with the fatties, ay

Brought her to the Roadhouse and she swallowed my cum

I'm shootin' out my penis, no I don't need a gun

Nothin' on God's earth like some fellatio

Yea, she suckin' like a hoover down the Old Town Road (yee-haw)

Gettin' Texas Roadhead on the way to the Roadhouse

Gosh darn diggity, the way that she go down

Got my heart jumpin', got to tell her to slow down

(Let me tell you how I like it, baby)

Yea, she got the honey buns with the cinnamon butter

I ate her all up, so I ordered another

She asked where I'm from, baby, my blood is Southern

(You know I need a Southern woman, baby)

Roadhead at the Roadhouse

Love how she go down

Roadhead at the Roadhouse

Love how she go down