Top Me Off This Christmas Lyrics

Baby

I know I did you wrong

So I put it in a song

In hopes this Christmas, you'll come back

And maybe

You think our love is gone

But I just can't move on

So, I'm begging you, baby, take me back

I know I fucked your sister

And your mother, yea, I kissed her

Nutted in your best friend

Put a child in your cousin

So won't you top off this Christmas?

Put my penis on your wishlist

Don't worry about those bitches

You won't catch me cheatin' again

I could be your Santa Claus

Put my balls up in your jaw

Cover your face in my frost

Don't let this love of ours end

Sorry that you felt like I gaslit you

I don't even know what that word really means

I would never fuck your sister just to spite you

Don't you think that you're a little crazy?

I got you a Peloton for Christmas last year

In my defense, you got a little bit fat

It's not my fault that you can't watch your weight, dear

I don't really know why you're angry 'bout that

And so

You left

Me

Bereft

So I'm singin'

Won't you top off this Christmas?

Put my penis on your wishlist

Don't worry about those bitches

You won't catch me cheatin' again

I could be your Santa Claus

Put my balls up in your jaw

Cover your face in my frost

Don't let this love of ours end

I know I fucked your sister

And your mother, yea, I kissed her

Nutted in your best friend

Put a child in your cousin

Top me off, top me off under the tree

Top me off, top me off in the chimney

Top me off, top me off this Christmas

Top me off this Christmas

Top me off, top me off under the tree

Top me off, top me off in the chimney

Top me off, top me off this Christmas

Top me off this Christmas