Prologue Lyrics

Miles! Gus! You won't believe who's in town!

Whaddya got for us this time, Leonard?

Wait, let me guess

Is your sister Tiffany and her dumb old

Boyfriend visiting from New Jersey?

I thought Tiffany broke up with him?

Nah. Who knew a guy that reeks of

Barbecue chips and BO could be such a chick magnet

Plus, how else do you think she's paying for college?

Guys! Listen!

Yeah, Gus. Don't be so rude

I'm sure Leonard's news is incredibly

Thrilling and way more entertaining

Than talking about his hot sister

You're just jealous because Leonard's

Sister picked a thirty-year-old that lives

With his mom over you

Says you! Have you ever even talked to a girl?

Still standing here

Why do you care so much about who's in town?

Yeah, who is it?

Jamie Jackson

Excuse me

Did you just say Jamie Jackson is in Manhattan?

Wait, the Jamie Jackson?

The rich, famous, and totally hot record producer?

Says so right here

Let me see!

What's Jamie Jackson doing back in New York?

Yeah, I thought he was making bank with his

Record label in California

Well, from what I read, it sounds like he's here in

New York in search of new talent

To sign to his record label

Oh my gosh

Do you know what this means?

We could be

Famous!

Well, what do we have to do?

How do I show Jamie Jackson that

I'm his next biggest star?

You mean, how do I show Jamie Jackson

I'm his next biggest star?

Please, like the world needs more soprano one's

At least I can sing in tune

Well at least I don't

Hey, hey, hey, ladies!

Keep reading

He's holding auditions at the plaza!

On the 24th!

That's today!

Come on! Maybe we can find Jamie

At that sushi place on fifth avenue

According to his fan-sites it's his favorite restaurant

We can convince him to sign us before everyone else

Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go!

Man, that poor guy won't be able to sneeze

Without the fangirls tackling him

There ain't nothing poor 'bout Jamie Jackson

The guy's practically got money bursting

Out of his ears at this point

Do you know what I could do

With that kind of money?

Pay for Tiffany's college

That's it!

Guys! Chill out, will ya?

Haven't you ever thought that maybe being

Rich and famous is not all it's cracked up to be?

Nope

Never

So, you're telling me that if you were given the

Chance to be swarmed by the ladies and

Be swimming in cash, you would say no?

I don't know

All I'm saying is maybe being a

Millionaire isn't as great as it seems