Jamie’s Surprise Lyrics

Brr!

Jeez, you weren't kidding about it being cold out

That's New York for you

So, what exactly is it you have planned for tonight?

Don't get so ahead of yourself

You'll know it when you see it

Ah, I see

So you want it to be a surprise?

Of course

Well, for your information, I hate surprises

Impossible

Everyone loves surprises

Yeah, everyone but me

Gee, I didn't take you for such a curmudgeon

I'm not a curmudgeon

I just don't like being caught off guard

Maybe you just need to take a break and

Let someone else take the wheel

Haven't we been over this?

You got me some fresh air last night

This is true, but I've come to the conclusion that

If we're going to continue making progress I'm

Just gonna have to keep taking you out

So, what you're essentially saying is I can't get rid of you

Not even if you tried

Why do you keep asking me to hang out with you?

Are you kidding me, Clarice?

You're super fun to be around

Me?

The curmudgeon?

Hey, we're working on it

I'll have you cured in no time

What makes you so sure?

Because if I, Jamie Jackson, can find

The time to have fun, then so can you

Oh, I see

So I'm just another one of your projects

If that's what you wanna call it, sure

Well, here we are

Yep, and right on schedule

Right on schedule for what?

For this

Christmas lights

You did this?

Sure did

I know it's probably not as extravagant

As the lights you used to see at the zoo

Is this even allowed?

Of course not

When did you?

How did you?

Hey, it's not important

That's why it's called a surprise

Why did you?

I can't really explain it

Why me?

Why not you?

Seriously, you don't give yourself enough credit

I know, it's just that 48 hours ago

You didn't even know I existed

I understand that

But, to be fair, you didn't know

Who I was 48 hours ago either

Because of that I feel like I can tell you anything

Why would something like this

Happen to someone like me?

You could keep asking questions like that

Or, you could accept that we were put

Into each other's lives for a reason

How do I know any of this is real?

Because it is real

You just don't want to believe it

Prove it

Wow

That just happened

Do you regret it?

No

No I don't

You're sure you haven't done this before?

Because that was suspiciously smooth

Oh, stop it

Well, now what?

I think that we should

Hey! You there!

You're that kid I caught setting up these lights earlier!

I told you to take them down!

Well this is awkward

You're coming with me, delinquent!

Hey! Take it easy!

Sorry to interrupt your evening, ma'am

Sir, is this really necessary?

Oh, you bet it is

Vandalism is not tolerated in this park!

Till we meet again!

What have I done?

Oh my gosh, what have I done?

How could I be so stupid?

There's gotta be a way out of this