Darkside Derek and the Bakelite Kid Lyrics

Darkside Derek and the Bakelite Kid

Oozed into town on a bombazine squid

Searching for someone or some kind of thing

To bring them the head of the spiral bound king

Of the West

That was their quest

But when they found him eating a pie

With a gold stripe dwarf and a delivery guy

The king of the West

Wasn't looking his best

Next stop was the Land of of the spoons

Where they dance in squares by the light of the moon

Derek said to the Kid "This is the scene:

We find the bones of the homecoming Queen

Of the South

And then we get out"

But when they found her hanging around

Down on the prom with Capability Brown

She was on the Merry-go-round

Saying "that's just the way that the deal goes down

The Queen of the South

Was messing about

Darkside Derek and the Bakelite Kid

Went to the house where Lard People live

Hoping to somehow persuade or convince

His most royal highness the ten by eight Prince

Of the East

To come to the feast

But when they found him out on the swing

Doing that weird little doubling thing

He said one day I'm gonna be king

And here's the song we're all gonna sing

La La La La-La La-La La

La La La La-La La-La La

La La La La-La La-La La

The Prince of the East

Was covered in yeast