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Fuck Oklahoma

The place no one's really from

The place people only go to hide

From the FBI

And make no mistake

I'm talking about the entire state

Those good for nothin' buncha punks

Those good for nothin' buncha

Fuck Arkansas

The place no one knows exists

The place people go to be forgotten

It's just so rotten

And make no mistake

I'm talking about the entire state

Those good for nothin' buncha wahoos

Those good for nothin' buncha wahoos

And by no means am I bashing those

That wouldn't know it if I was

Don't pick on those

That ride the short bus

But what am I to do

When everyone around me's

Just so fucking stupid

So fucking stupid

Oh Florida

The fuckin' dick of the United States

A place so hot it makes them all go crazy

It's Florida Man

And make no mistake

I'm talking about the entire state

Those crazy face eating overheated zombies

Those crazy face eating overheated zombies

And by no means am I bashing those

That wouldn't know it if I was

Don't pick on those

That ride the short bus

But what am I to do

When everyone around me's

Just so fucking stupid

So fucking stupid

And I don't have time

To make it down the line

So you'll have to forgive it

If I left you outta the rhyme

But just rest assured

That no matter where you live

Everyone around you

Is so fucking stupid

And by no means am I bashing those

That wouldn't know it if I was

Don't pick on those

That ride the short bus

But what am I to do

When everyone around me's

Just so fucking stupid

So fucking stupid

And by no means am I bashing those

That wouldn't know it if I was

Don't pick on those

That ride the short bus

But what am I to do

When everyone around me's

Just so fucking stupid

So fucking stupid