Origin Story Lyrics

Pass it already, you dick

We stayed out all night

We got high in the van

We rocked their asses off

And never left town again

We were only sixteen

But we were the best band

This shit town had ever seen

We only had our skateboards

Until we got Roger's mom's van

For a sixer and Don Mossi hologram

We took him for a ride on that one

He never ever heard the end of it

That dude's ears were big as shit

We stayed out all night

We got high in the van

We rocked their asses off

And never left town again

We drove straight to Jake's place

To pick him and Dave up

We booked ourselves that first road show

But as well pulled onto the highway

Roger's mom sped up along side of us

She was waving like a bat out of hell

Dave knew if we pulled over

It was straight to jail

Sometimes, Roger's mom's a bitch

We stayed out all night

We got high in the van

We rocked their asses off

And never left town again

When we pulled up outside the club

We started burning circles

Cause some dickheads parked next to us

Were blasting Deep Purple

We rocked our asses off with the only

Four chords that we knew

We smoke a blunt with Terry

While Roger got arrested

For peeing in some guy's shoes

We stayed out all night

We got high in the van

We rocked their asses off

And never left town again

We stayed out all night

We got high in the van

We rocked their asses off

And never left town again