A Summer in Cape Cod Lyrics

Aloysius was vicious, malicious

Overly ambitious, because we saw

His surreptitiousness

Was certainly suspicious

His conspicuousness was ridiculous

And when we noticed this

His consciousness grew tits

And he became a dude that'd

We'd diss/(des)pised

Close enough

So go fuck yourself

You little fucking weasel

With your polos and you boat shoes

There ain't no one else

That can fuck off as much as

You can, you fucking piece of shit

He's a misfit hypocrite

That's orbiting this planet

With enough shit to emit

The stink of this armpit

And he fits right in

He's a counterfeit

With no dick

But tits that spits and quits

Every chance it gets

Because he's obviously a clit-oris

So go fuck yourself

You little fucking weasel

With your polos and you boat shoes

There ain't no one else

That can fuck off as much as

You can, you fucking piece of shit

I'd like to introduce to you the idea

Of taking a long walk off a short pier

And don't forget your boat shoes

You asshole

You fucking asshole

I like beer

So go fuck yourself

You little fucking weasel

With your polos and you boat shoes

There ain't no one else

That can fuck off as much as

You can, you fucking piece of shit

So go fuck yourself

You little fucking weasel

With your polos and you boat shoes

There ain't no one else

That can fuck off as much as

You can, you fucking piece of shit

And yes, of course I know who your dad is

And yes, of course I know who your dad is