Modern Chess Openings Lyrics
- Genre:Rock
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
The Russian guy explained to me about Magnus the Great
A two eight eight two scoring rate
The same when me Dad started talking about the Russians players and Bobby Fischer
The political side of the 64 black and white worlds, to me it sounded more as if Data went on in a slot car match against R two D two
A Budweiser light year for breakfast
Drunken star trekkies
What did I know what he was talking about?
One point e four
Response
Point c five
Sicilian
Dangerous struggle for both sides
Complex
Ooh so you've seen the Queen's Gambit on Netflix and now you're an absolute expert in chess
That'll only last for four weeks
Check mate
Modern chess openings
I still can't find me book
Now start chewing on that in the top room
Griffith, White, Scientific study
Seven six eight pages
Fucking hell
Try and fit that in your cargo pants
It don't matter if your club or tournament
Novice
Intermediate
The grandmaster is looking at you
One point e four
Response
Point c five
Sicilian
Dangerous struggle for both sides
Complex
I look at the moon tonight
It looks so nice
Weak and piddly
The forecast changed on Brick Lane
Look at the moon tonight it's so suddenly
Weak and piddly
The daily slog of working life forms a great deal of the essence of their style
Yet this is hardly something they are keen to promote themselves
What?!
Promote yourself
I don't want to
What's your rank?
I never played any competition
It's all in me head brain
Consent
No, why should I?
Consent, why should I?
One point e four
Response
Point c five
Sicilian
Dangerous struggle for both sides
Complex
One point e four
Response
Point c five
Sicilian
Dangerous struggle for both sides
Complex
If the horse can jump
Proper etiquette, fuck off
If the horse can jump
Proper etiquette, fuck off
They wanted to know something about your rating or rank
Just get involved