The Mekon Lyrics

''Oh hereby we present you the annual health insurance fluctuations

For your benefit, oh really'

He's an orange with a mullet and a mop top

He's got a face shaped as a cob rob

The idiot check competition time popped up

For all your concern, he's chucking away

Scribble and tag with dog piss on the corner

Pet the pricks with hypocrisy

Y-shaped confetti x-marks the spot

Go Blackadder

Go Blackadder

Go

The rage of faces

The rage of faces

Don't settle for in part-payment

It will make you pay 6.99 more

Pocket lingo

Gonna sting like a bee

In this land of dough, it's all repeat and more

I'd better think before I sign

I'm a mess registered at the MCH

I'd better think before it slips my

The Mekon

Don't get him, what he asks

You?

The Mekon

Not the ruler of us all

The Mekon

Grabs what he asks, fuck you

The Mekon

Top dog been there and there and there and that

He's a goalie for the pork chop rangers

He's got a belly shaped as a wheeze blob

The idiot check, no time in the shop, Rob.

For all your concern, he's churning away

Wobble and slap

Buy some more on the corner

Scabrous leaves, oh dear

It's that time of year

Fifth division

Lost second to none

My Hummel trackies have more arrows than you

I got five and you none

I got five and you none

The rage of faces

The rage of faces

Don't settle for in part-payment

It will make you pay 6.99 more

Pocket lingo

Gonna sting like a bee

In this land of dough, it's all repeat and more

I'd better think before I sign

I'm a mess registered at the MCH

I'd better think before it slips my

The Mekon

Don't get him, what he asks

You?

The Mekon

Not the ruler of us all

In this land of dough, it's all repeat and more

I'd better think before I sign

I'm a mess registered at the MCH

I'd better think before it slips my

The Mekon mekon mekon

Don't get him, what he asks

You?!

The Mekon

Top dog been there and there and there and that

I got five and you none

I got five and you none

I got five and you none

I got five and you none