Steroid Sandwich Lyrics

Squatting late into the night

Ratcheting my belt on tight

Load the bar and watch it bend

Iron is my only friend

At the bottom hit a hitch

Get pinned like a little bitch

Make sure no one is around

Drop my ass down to the ground

How could I suffer this defeat

When I supplement and eat red meat

Sometime though, it just won't do

So I order from a new menu

I need a steroid sandwich

That's a fucking meal for me

Shooting steroids makes me be

The best me I can ever be

I need a steroid sandwich

A protein shake on the side

A combo meal that can't be beat

To make my muscles bonafide

I need a steroid sandwich

Gonadotropin for my balls

The recipe to build me up

While I'm falling through the walls

I need a steroid sandwich

That'll surely get me jacked

Feed my body at the gym

With a wholesome muscle snack

Heavy deadlift, set of five

Makes my muscles feel alive

But sometimes my energy

Isn't what it ought to be

I chalk my hands up, but my grip

Let's the bar start to slip

I feel the rounding in my back

I should have had a different snack

I hit the locker room and see

In my duffel bag for me

Just the thing to do the trick

To give me gains that are fucking sick

I need a steroid sandwich

That's a fucking meal for me

Shooting gear makes me be

The best me I can ever be

I need a steroid sandwich

A protein shake on the side

A combo meal that can't be beat

To make my muscles bonafide

I need a steroid sandwich

Growth hormone on top of that

To build my hungry muscles up

While shredding through my stubborn fat

I need a steroid sandwich

That's a truth I can't deny

Where's the beef

It's in my pants

Juice until the day I die