In These Uncertain Times Lyrics

I heard it on the news and on the radio

Here is some information that you really ought to fucking know

You had better be scared

You had better be afraid

Lock yourself inside your house and grow a fat, disgusting beard

If you are feeling blue

Well the joke is on you

In these uncertain times

In this current year

You are a little piece of trash

In this game of fear

Disaster looms ahead

Mom will tell you when

You are allowed to leave your house

Because it's safe again

Shit is going south, it is going to be bad

Rage against climate change because it is the newest fucking fad

You are going to fucking burn

You are going to fucking die

Living is too dangerous now so kiss your sorry ass goodbye

If you are feeling bad

Well mister, you have been had

In these uncertain times

In this current year

You are a stupid fucking pawn

In this game of fear

Disaster looms ahead

News will tell you when

It is time to grab your ankles

Because here it comes again

There is one thing that is certain

These times, they are uncertain

You are going to be hurting

Your blood will be spurting

In these uncertain times

In this current year

You are a schizophrenic bitch

In this game of fear

The future is unknown

But the end is clear

Baditude will kick your ass

Because you're a fucking piece of shit

In these uncertain times

In these confusing times

In these uncertain times

In these difficult times

In these uncertain times

In these trying times

In these uncertain times

In these uncertain times