Glam (over) Gopher Lyrics

Glamour gopher on the silver screen

Most shiny rodent you've ever seem

Yeah I might have specks of dirt on my button up shirt

But I've also got fire in my heart

As a start and stardust on my left cheek

Sorry I'm already booked up through the week

Digging up these luxury leeks and costly carrots

Plus I don't associate with ferrets

I gotta keep it glam and in the fam

That's the gopher get good grub glitter plan

Eight thousand percent not a scam

Don't look at me like I'm a freaking pocket mouse

I might invite you to my underground house

It's a castle mansion fortress bungalow thing

To the garden what havoc I bring

How this one is disrupting the farm industry

How many ways one gopher says look at me

It might be sad if I wasn't having so much fun

I think I figured out a glamorous secret

It's all about that negative space

Dancing extra adjacent to the caddy shack

I wiggle so fine without hurting my back

Glamour gopher on the silver screen

Most shiny rodent you've ever seem