It's Fappening Agaiin Lyrics

Kafooky!

I'm taking a poopy

Gotta wipe my ass

'Cause it's full of gangapoopy

I'm feeling lightheaded

Yeah, i'm feeling kinda loopy

Looking at my dong

And it looks a little droopy

I'm feeling kinda- (MAN)

Wake up from my slumber

'Cause I went under for a while

While the radio was blasting (HAYWIRE)

Couldn't wait to be gay

Getting into the cage

Til the record labels told me

To go the fuck away

Back and better than ever before (BETTER THAN EVA)

We got just two minutes to go break through the door

Before I get arrested for breaking and entering

And this time, I might be gone even more

But until that day comes, keep Authorites searching

Cause we're not gonna take it any longer

But first things first, gotta erase my sex abuse lawsuit

Hey, have you Heard? (You know what I mean)

It's Fappening Again

Hey, gamers

Here is a disclaimer

We're gonna try and keep it just a tiny bit cleaner

Like, when we say "FUCK", yeah, we'll still say "FUCK"

But we're not gonna talk about race and stuff

Imma (do it) real hard though

Cause i'm kinda horny

I have been for a while

And I will be til i'm 40

But despite the fact that your fat sack sags

Like a pair of tits on an ugly old hag

Somebody asked "Guy, where have you been"

And I said "I was fucking your mom and her twin"

And it felt real good, and I got really wet

Before she asked "Hey, did you pay child support yet"

I said "No I didn't. Now eat my ass

But hurry up, cause I'm late for my nightly art class"

Then when I left, I told all of my hetero friends

I said "Hey guess what guys"

It's Fappening Again

Waiting in the hallway for you

Let me put my dick inside you

Cause I'm feeling like a flight risk

Spread AIDS like coronavirus

Take off your pants. Let me see what's inside

Please don't make me guess It'll hurt if I try

I wanna get down and dirty. If we don't, then I'll cry

But just please say yes. If you don't, then I'll die

I can't go away to that cell again

I feel like I just became a new man

So when the fans ask me "Guy, where have you been"

I'll say "Hey guys don't worry"

It's Fappening Again