Nicolas Cage (Single Version) Lyrics

He was a Superman

He was a Spirit of Vengeance

He was an ugly man

I hope that shit ain't contagious

He's even been a road man

While he was Leaving Las Vegas

He even raised a baby named after a state

And he also swapped faces

Nicolas Cage

His name is Nicolas Cage

He is a pleasure

A national treasure

Nicolas Cage

John Travolta ain't got nothing on me

He did the deed with Cher

And he had an apprentice

He even got to play a writer

And his fictional twin

He also had Tou-r-r-r-r-r-rettes

But he conned people anyway

Got trapped under the WTC

And even screamed "Not the bees!"

Nicolas Cage

His name is Nicolas Cage

He is a pleasure

A national treasure

Nicolas Cage

He was a killer in Bangkok

And a talking mole too

He tried to rebuild his son

And cameoed as Fu Manchu

He had fast times at Ridgemont High

And played a caveman named Grug Crood

He played Spider-Man in '33

And trained his little girl

Call him Big Daddy

Nicolas Cage

His name is Nicolas Cage

He is a pleasure

A national treasure

Nicolas Cage

His name is Nicolas Cage

He is a pleasure

A national treasure

Nicolas Cage

His name is Nicolas Cage

Yeah, Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage

(We love you, Nick!)