Never Seen Her Again Lyrics

Ekaterinka came to this country with nothing

A chubby little tub-of-goo with a top like a muffin

To say that she was chubby though didn't describe it right

She had the kind of butterball frame I've always idolized

I tried to book a title fight to wrestle her down some

Communication issues were a mess to rebound from

Confounded at first but my resounding rebellion

Would never let me resort to a form so Machiavellian

My honest approach eventually opened the door

Just a couple middle schoolers making out on the floor

We had a ball, see when she moved here at first

She had the kind belly that would really quench my thirst

But then these California fast foods doubled her worth

Sadly after graduation baby dropped off the earth

Always wondered what the hell happened to my full-figured foreign friend

Never seen her again

Ekaterinka had a homegirl she used to hang out with

Used to let her blubbery body pour out these outfits

Supersize Svetlana from the West Richmond

Northside of the Upper Avenues is where we'd kick it

After Ekaterinka disappeared home

I would kick with it Svetlana paging the weedman on the payphone

Sometimes I'd use to use the one up on 37th

A block from the 48 bus stop at St. Ignatius

Never chased Svetlana cuz I figured

The fact that she was three years older would keep me out the picture

But the truth is we bonded

And by the time we finally made love up in the Honda

She had gained so much weight we could barely maneuver

Around the backseat so we parked the car by Herbert Hoover

Once again though right by the 48-Quintara

Baby was so big we got out and did it right there

Lovely, word is bond she was funny

Always started every other sentence with "In My Country"

But then she got caught at Lucky swiping cigarettes

Later she got caught at Warehouse stealing them compact discs

That was it, they sent her back home, that was the end

Real talk, broke my heart, never seen her again

Double Chin Donatella did her thing in Daly City

Four-hundred pounds but she had some baby titties

Equated to a belly weighted down to her knees

Optically pleasing for a breezy that was all of seventeen

Born a year apart so she got her license first

Safe to say it got me hard the way the car snuggled her curves

Looking sorta like she wore the Ford that she was driving

Finer than a mother so you know I'm fitta dive in

Took her to the Ocean Park Motel on 46th

She had some friends with some weed, some horny chicks

Naturally Donatella told them to slide thru

We smoked a blunt and drove to Mission Blvd for drive thru

By the time we got back a surprise ensued

Her parents were fuming posted up in our room

Guess they got a call about activity on they credit card

Or something of the sort so they told her get back in the car

Left me alone with her friends I couldn't hate

Cuz the hotel already been charged for the day

So we partied all night, my mainy self with these two broads

Beautiful broads with swimsuits and tube tops

Drank a gang of Johnny Walker feeling all randy

Curvy Candy passed out but Monique with the meatier fanny

Taking a shower called my name from the back

So I hopped right in and and bent her over like a Mack

Immaculate setting because she lit up scented candles

So the mood was perfected as I gripped on her love handles

Woke up in the morning to a room without a note

All by myself while the maid knocked on the door and told me time to go

Tried to page Donatella but as expected

Baby must've been grounded her beeper was disconnected

Heard she moved to somewhere hella far after that

Never seen her again, what the fucks up with that?

Last but not least, Obese Tra'niece

She came from West Pittsburg but I met her by the beach

She could suck a couple generations out of a brother

Booty dragging down to the ground like a muffler

Had a crazy uncle that was madly in love with her

Told her if he couldn't have her, no one could, you get the picture

I used to crack jokes about it all day

She would kind of giggle but you could tell she wasn't playing

Making out in the pool at the YMCA

That made everything okay, she couldn't swim but okay

But one day, Tra'niece was reported missing

And her uncle skipped town like he was gone fishing

To this day they never found neither

And with a name like Tra'niece they ain't even trying

Fuck the system and her creepy ass kin

I miss that kid, word is bond, never seen her again