Chart Topper Lyrics

Yo, apparently not

Yo, apparently not

Yo, apparently not

Tramadol popper, Top-rope Jaw Dropper

Clips-4-Sale chart topper

Scott the Doctor, a.k.a. Mike McCaw

A.k.a. Buddy Wrench a.k.a. Bob Loblaw (Not blah blah blah)

A.k.a. Rob Raw

Number twenty-two like I'm Rod Higgins Jr.

Ay yo, girl in the motor scooter, pick a better spooner

You can't, That's why you're damp

Rappers can not overstand my camp

The girl dates jailbirds because the girl is a tramp (slut)

I'm on the corner of 4th & Felon

Doing lunch with your guardians, Eating casaba melons

Your mama rock a Jew nose like Yentl

Kinda raunchy, I told that broad to be gentle

Storytelling in the rental

I'm out in Tokyo with a leather jacket like I'm SB KENTo (Z-Brats)

Sexy Boy (Z-Brats) Strictly Business (Z-Brats)

Spine Buster to you Simple Bitches (Z-Brats)

Cyber cutter with the pineapple bomber

My name in your mouth, Jeffrey Dahmer

Tramadol popper, Top-rope Jaw Dropper

Clips-4-Sale chart topper

Scott the Doctor, a.k.a. Larry Goo

A.k.a. Big Jack Rocker Number Two

Multiple titles like Arai Kenichiro

Frisco Scarface, meet me at the beach for blow

P-p-p-perks, flavors like starburst

Way back when Geechie Guy was grabbing the mic on Star Search

I fornicate 'til my nards hurt

Russian fart porn, fat girl in the short shorts

I'm so horny off the whole thing

And I try to stay away from broads who say stuff like "Cool beans" (Cool beans?)

Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter (Ewwwww)

That ain't my bag, I ain't crushing on your daughter (No)

Tramadol popper, Top-rope Jaw Dropper

Clips-4-Sale chart topper, The Scott Doctor

A.k.a. Jimmy Suzuki

A.k.a. Goto Takayuki

Takayuki Goto to the Western World

All up on the beat like a seat belt on a chesty girl

No intermission, no need to rest for now

Chilling like Chesimard, flexing in my nest like "Wow"

Women treat me so polite (Right, Right?)

But only when I dress fly (Right!)

Don't think I don't notice that shit

And I don't hit on 'em back cuz I be stuck on a bitch (I love her, I miss her)

Ain't that a bitch, I'm lying through my teeth

I've never made your baby mama queef

Damn I lied again (My apologies)

Maybe I should go to bed (Or not)

The Tramadol popper, Top-rope Jaw Dropper

Clips-4-Sale chart topper

Scott the Doctor

Motherfucker