Metaphor Enthusiast (Simile Apologist) Lyrics

Lyrically I be the balling-est

Metaphor enthusiast simile apologist

True school never changing for the payout

Even if I'm breaking my own heart like Junior Seau

Hop in a Winnebago when I'm drinking hard

Spin your RV around like Brett Favre

A big mack like the Toxic Avenger's dad

Red flannel like the one that John Bender had

Moving right along

I'm like Karen Carpenter the way I never bite a song

You get ate (Eight) like o.g. Nintendo bits

Singapore syllables, verbal Kendo stick

Avenue graff bombing the L

All up in your eye like Sharad Patel

Don't make me cock it

Hit you with a brick from 22 feet like the Houston Rockets

I'm all that like Lori Beth

Drunk in the parking lot again like I'm Rod Beck

I stay youthful like Jeffrey Jones' porn collection

I shouldn't have said that, y'all just got an erection

Simile apologist

Metaphor enthusiast

Aquanet in my "80's Metal" hairdo bitch

Metaphor enthusiast (Aquanet)

It's Doctor Scott, I'm very sweaty

On a Summer Sunday

Edgewood, very sweaty

Check it, yo

Yo, the flow glow on asphalt

Deadlier than Arthur Ashe boyfriend asshole

Your out of place flows ain't worth two pesos

You get cut like Jennifer Grey's nose

Me? I'm Blunted

You? Generic like a pair of XJ-900's

You could never handle this

That would be like a quadriplegic walking to Egypt in some sandals bitch

Pulled up rocking leather in a coupe

Baldhead like the broad that played Heather Duke

Your boo/bae singing "Kiss Me" like Patrice Pike

And I might... Psych

Treat the mic like your damn daughter when I ram rod her

Like she was a manly toddler - and I was Afrika Bambaataa

Lambs to the slaughter the comparison

Rappers are androgynous like Janet Garrison, embarrassing

So when they get adjacent

I pull a David Lochary and lock 'em in the basement

Like a graff politician fit to stop toys

When i murk 'em like Melvin the Mop Boy

My flows in Living Color

Vivid like Vernon Reid, Corey Glover