Running Late Lyrics

Hey! If I'm late for my own funeral

Oh! That's nothing out of the usual

Hey! If I'm late for my own funeral

Oh! That's nothing out of the usual

Just rolling out of bed, Haven't showered yet

When I'm dragging ass, I haven't the foggiest

Night owl during the day, barely awake

Walking in place from a crawl. I'm running late

Could be a curse. I'm not a punctual person

Or the lynch pin of the operation, I'm worthless

Never plan ahead always procrastinate

Watching everybody else hurry up and wait

It ain't fashionable if it's habitual

As irresponsible as unpredictable

The early bird gets the worm. Fuck what you heard

Some things aren't worth all the dirt in the world

People are often sloppy in an awful hurry

They say you're not on time if you're not early

It ain't a one time situation

No sense of time, and I ain't changing

Hey! If I'm late for my own funeral

Oh! That's nothing out of the usual

Hey! If I'm late for my own funeral

Oh! That's nothing out of the usual

Just got on the road and making great time

Backed up at the tolls and hit every red light (right)

When I was younger, yeah, I was faster

But I was hungry and I was plastered

Half the time, now I'm slow on the quickdraw

Just got passed by a dude in a rickshaw

We always have a set date. I'm always showing up late

And you expect no less. I had the wrong address

Put in my GPS and then I stopped for gas

Like it never happened to you. Cut me some slack

I got a viable excuse. That don't mean it's the truth

Skipping step number two, baby. Losing my juice

Nobody's perfect and I might be late

At least I won't stab you in the back or lie to your face

And there ain't no telling how long it will take

For me to find a free minute. Too much on my plate. I'm running late

Hey! If I'm late for my own funeral

Oh! That's nothing out of the usual

Hey! If I'm late for my own funeral

Oh! That's nothing out of the usual

Hey! If I'm late for my own funeral

Oh! That's nothing out of the usual

Hey! If I'm late for my own funeral

Oh! That's nothing out of the usual

Hey! If I'm late for my own funeral

Oh! That's nothing out of the usual

Hey! If I'm late for my own funeral

Oh! That's nothing out of the usual