Barnyard Farm Lyrics

In the barnyard farm, farmers are in charge

Living large while the world's spare parts are sparse

Communities starving, celebrate the harvest

Cuz droughts are as long as the winter's harsh

In the barnyard farm, farmers are in charge

Living large while the world's spare parts are spars

Communities starving, celebrate the harvest

Cuz droughts are as long as the winter's harsh

In the barnyard farm tempers always rising

Don't stop the party animals from fighting

Once the die is cast, straight whiskerjack

Some of the best farmers were amongst the Vikings

In the barnyard farm, takes an honest living

Territorial pissing, ad hoc religion

Playing Texas hold 'em under candle lighting

Two Lores colliding, Thor's lightning striking

In the barnyard farm they're climbing silos

The natives call me, "Dances With Rhinos"

Digging holes cuz I'm looking for a trove of gold

I know its hidden and protected by a wicked gnome

In the barnyard farm they're raising crops

And the weather vein spins 'till the twister stops

No aliens from Mars gonna mean us harm

Any more than any fucking buried atom bomb. Am I wrong?

In the barnyard farm, farmers are in charge

Living large while the world's spare parts are sparse

Communities starving, celebrate the harvest

Cuz droughts are as long as the winter's harsh

In the barnyard farm, farmers are in charge

Living large while the world's spare parts are spars

Communities starving, celebrate the harvest

Cuz droughts are as long as the winter's harsh

In the barnyard farm they have awesome gardens

Funks G Hybrid sponsored auctions

You can get lost with walking stick

Find wild rhubarb fresh enough to pick

In the barnyard farm ladybugs are ruthless

And boll weevils ain't nothing but a nuisance

Double barrel shotty totin' Emler Fudd

Already fed when the rooster wakes up the sun

In the barnyard farm freedom is expensive

But we pay it cuz we don't wanna be left defenseless

But you're surrounded by electric fences

Makes your barnyard life, feel more like a sentence

Barnyard farmers are making the bread

As it was written up on Charolette's web

Women and children and elders take shelter

In the cellar, in the barn or in the tractor shed. Amen

In the barnyard farm, farmers are in charge

Living large while the world's spare parts are sparse

Communities starving, celebrate the harvest

Cuz droughts are as long as the winter's harsh

In the barnyard farm, farmers are in charge

Living large while the world's spare parts are spars

Communities starving, celebrate the harvest

Cuz droughts are as long as the winter's harsh