Haphazardous Lyrics

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros

Come and witness the awesomeness

Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus

We're keeping it haphazardous

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros

Come and witness the awesomeness

Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus

We're keeping it haphazardous

Sphere of space through the universe

Around the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter (Europa)

Microcosm of our solar system

Five and a half million cubic feet of hydrogen

Debris flying like dandelion seeds

Toxic, mercury bubbles floating in the breeze

No guarantee of a sea of tranquility

Anti-gravity mosh pit in a tractor beam

A dozen prophecies buried in red tape

Secret handshakes meant to obfuscate

No clean slate after this caliber rampage

Sure fire way to get pegged as grave bait

And something isn't right when the jungle's too quiet

As if it wasn't alive and thriving

Like seeing aliens on April Fools Day

No one would believe you if you told them anyway, right?

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros

Come and witness the awesomeness

Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus

We're keeping it haphazardous

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros

Come and witness the awesomeness

Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus

We're keeping it haphazardous

Hero deed formula born out of cornucopia

It's the brotherhood of deus ex machina

Sprinkled stardust, spread like bacteria

Blame it on interstellar panspermia

Edge of the interface of all sources of life

Liquid oxygen cuts like a hot knife

Ubiquitous, more bang for your buck

Like us, the cosmos is made of strange stuff

Co-evolutionary arms race, a clusterfuck

A billion bugs for every one of us

Until they all decide to increase in size

Many thousand times, take flight and blot out the sky

Fluorescent scorpions with dorsal fins

And exoskeletons of mutant aliens

Poisonous centipedes the size of anacondas

And mutant salamanders as large as alligators

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros

Come and witness the awesomeness

Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus

We're keeping it haphazardous

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros

Come and witness the awesomeness

Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus

We're keeping it haphazardous

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros

Come and witness the awesomeness

Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus

We're keeping it haphazardous

Aye yi yi, a rapping rhinoceros

Come and witness the awesomeness

Aye yi yi, fighting an octopus

We're keeping it haphazardous