Final Boss Lyrics

My intrinsically whimsical wit be listed as astrophysics

It metaphysically drifts yet fails to factor algorithms

How the hell my clinical studies compare in essence to

Divisional rubbish you label "Rap by your buddies"

I fail to understand the similarities

And so I segregate the herb into a pile

And then I line it up on paper made from

Tobacco pulp, you wackos sulk and cry about the randomest

While I convert these Ernie clowns to brainy Berts

Like alchemists

Listen bitch, We can switch from cynical rap

If you ain't dig it, Respect my gangster, Get off my lap

From Pataki to Newsom, I'll smack the Governor, Stat

That's a medical term, My ghetto etiquette Fat

Better Get Back, Get Deaded on a bright clear day

Cuz it ain't gotta be foggy, Now doggy get out my way

It's for your own good, I pwn your hood then I jet

To roam the Earth without breaking a sweat, Double your nautical mile

Audible styles contort, Aborting obstacle-philes

The prodigal child, I lay methodical tile

Every year I build another half-dozen LPs

But still I'm quick to gat your cousin if he really wants the Smeez

You vagrants try to conjure up these Facebook catchphrases

You fail to catch on, Try so long it amazes

Typing the same word after every post (Piledriver)

The utter futility annoys me the most (Piledriver)

I can't take it, You're never gonna make it (Hashtag Piledriver)

Stop

A Minor Note: You stoners are not rare

Standard Fair

I don't need 1,300 extra syllables

I don't even need this shit to rhyme

FINAL BOSS

And then, The rest of you other cats

Ya'll should probably just go back to paying radio stations to play your songs

So you can help convince yourself that you're not a failure

This attempt to be a radio rapper which you have completely failed at

Maybe you can buy some views or sing "I Love You" on the hook

I think you should go back to doing that

This is probably over your head

This was like reading a book

I'm gonna guess you're one of those cats who saw the movie and went

"Oh, the movie's great"

You got that friend that was like "Yeah, the movie was good but the book was better"

And then you motherfuckers just be stuck

Cuz ya'll brothers ain't read a book since 2nd grade

This is the book

This is the adult table

FINAL BOSS