Bartenders a Dr. (Sip Happens)

Too much time not enough fun wait I mean to much oh forget it, you know what I'm saying

I've got 99 problems but a drink isn't 1 one's enough

So next time your sippin' a mixed drink poppin' open bottle of beers or just enjoyin' happy hour, make sure your comments are as fun 'n lively as your drinks

Here's to the arrests we won't remember and the officer's cuffs we'll never forget

Every sip of beer is a step closer to relaxation unless my bar tabs closed off

I don't need a motivational speaker's quote I need bartenders 'n waitresses

To stay out of my business

Life is short drink the good stuff drink often liquor gets you there quicker

Let's get this office party started there's whiskey bar business to attend to who's driving

Sippin' cocktails 'n spillin' rumors tellin' lies it's what I do best