Brian

There once was a boy

He said his name was Brian

But I didn't really know him

So he might have just been lying

But the one thing I know

Is his parents found him found him dead on the sofa

Yeah, but there's a whole fucking story that we need to address

So we can understand the thoughts that live inside Brian's head

Because they're so dumb

At this point, he was so young

At this point, he was only fourteen

But he couldn't read or write