Brian Lyrics

There once was a boy

He said his name was Brian

But I didn't really know him

So he might have just been lying

But the one thing I know

Is his parents found him found him dead on the sofa

Yeah, but there's a whole fucking story that we need to address

So we can understand the thoughts that live inside Brian's head

Because they're so dumb

At this point, he was so young

At this point, he was only fourteen

But he couldn't read or write

And his parents were ashamed when they looked him dead in the eyes

They've been working for years, and making money to provide

And he spits back in their faces any time that he likes

He would stay out after hours

'Cause he thought he had the power

His mum and dad were furious but he would call them sour

And they weren't perfect

But they deserve their flowers

Building everything for Brian while tumbles from that tower like

He had a sister too, and she was similar

But there was one trait that they shared in particular

They were wild, their parents were much simpler

And the biggest shame is that the kids were never great listeners

So one day it was dark, and Brian should've been home

But he was walking endlessly through the trees on his own

When he stumbled on a structure, it looked to be old

He was intrigued nonetheless and got his sister involved

And then they went back with a friend, and walked into the building

They had found a place to hide for when their parents weren't chilling

They were happy more than ever, 'til a crack in the ceiling

Almost ended up with Brian on a poster saying "missing"

His dad searched all night and then he found them eventually

And he realised Brian was his one true enemy

Only attached by identity

Eleven years go by, you think he would've changed

But the boy back then is still the man he is today

He's twenty-five, he lives a better life

With a woman who loves him and wants to be his wife

There's a baby on the way

Sure, it wasn't planned but his fiancée really wants this so he acts like a man

Even though he knows he's not even close to being a dad

He wants to say something, so he pulls up his pants

But then the baby's born

He's still too immature

But there's a child on this Earth now who desperately will need a source

Of fatherhood, he still hates the way that he was taught

So you would think that he would change the pattern, not let it reform

But little did he know, he would became what he hates

And his son would be the one later on that would pay

His parents couldn't possibly be more ashamed

But their problem is, they let him off the hook every fucking day

Another four years now pass

He's struggling to grasp

The reason almost everything he touches turns to glass

All he sees is his reflection when he looks inside the mirror

But he hopes that it would open to a place from his past

And she's pregnant yet again

The worst part is he hates her

He doesn't understand why she won't let him try escape her

When he's out at night, talking to many other women

He can't stand when she calls and tries everything in her nature

Just to get him to come home

His son can't sleep without him

When he leaves late at night, his son cries until he's found him

And he feels bad about it but clearly just not enough

He sprints away with fear every time that life's tough

And now he's got two sons, and both of them are fatherless

His plans is that he'll stay until his second child is hard enough

To understand their mother is a piece of fucking garbage 'cause

He believed that she was mad with complete whole-heartedness

He had to replace this whole family

That's just how he thought

So he left all three behind

In search for something more

When he found a great replacement

He was better than before

He was the father that his real sons had dreamed of when they're bored

'Cause he left 'em high and dry

With no money to survive

And he told them "when I get back to this house, you best be driving

Far to anywhere away from here"

Brian found a brand new family to move in next year

And he would see his children now and then

But only 'cause their mother forced him into it again

If it was up to him, he wouldn't see them ever

His new family was better

He would even take his sons to see the new woman he'd met

And he told 'em that her children were way better kids than them

And that their mother was a piece of shit and told 'em both to hate her

He would live to regret that later

His sons are all grown up now

And he missed basically everything

The only memories they have of Brian are all negative

And that's his own fault, deep down, he knows

He knows that he's got nothing left, he's washed up and it shows

But he did build a company, he did that all alone

Now he's a very rich man, his kids in a council home

But that doesn't matter, 'cause his 100th partner knows

If he dies any time soon, all the assets, she will own

And she's mental too, even by Brian's standards

She's a raging alcoholic and a previous coke addict

But as long as it's not his sons, then he's fucking ecstatic

His eldest tried suicide, and he didn't even contact him

And he wants to be careful, that son fucking hates him

He's messed up in the head but that's the product Brian made him

And he wants to take him down, and he wants to escape him

He doesn't know how he feels, but revenge is what he's taking, ah

"We have a caucasian middle-aged male here

With wounds to the stomach, bleeding heavily

Requesting emergency medical treatment and urgent police force assistance

We assume this to be foul play"

Who the fuck would kill his own father?

And leave his body on the sofa in his own house

Imagine the look on his parents faces

When they saw blood drops coming from his mouth

Why did you think you could stab him?

And leave, like nobody would've eventually found

Him laying there lifeless, he won't come around

He's lost his crown, he's crashin' down

"He was always the same

I've been in pain, it drove me insane

He can't stay away

For that, he paid, I warned him astray

But he'd always say

"Stay in your lane, it will be okay"

Been counting the days

This was planned, this was arranged"

But he's not the only victim

Who's that girl dead in the kitchen?

"I warned him, I said what the bitch did

He didn't listen and now she's a dead bitch"

This is so fucked, do you know what you've done?

You murdered two people and said it was fun

"Never said that once, but now that I've won

I feel so much better than when this begun"

He was a prick, but you could've left

Now you're a criminal and your dad's dead

"I did it once and I'll do it again

It's what he deserved, he's no longer depressed"

What 'bout the partner? Was that really needed?

Did you feel guilty a bit when she pleaded?

I couldn't stand her and so I proceeded

I wanted revenge, and I succeeded