Plain and Jane

You have the personality of an unplugged refrigerator full of food

You have the humour of a one armed mime that comes across rude

Your only as smart as your dumbest answer

Talent and mentality of a graveyard dancer

Your all smiles bad breath undressed and lewd

And your smoke screen lazy just to drive them crazy

Did you fall on your head when you fell out the tree

Seems to be that's all that it could be

Forever toilet paper stuck on the bottom of your shoe

Hot boxing cars after the bars with crazy glue