Plain and Jane Lyrics

You have the personality of an unplugged refrigerator full of food

You have the humour of a one armed mime that comes across rude

Your only as smart as your dumbest answer

Talent and mentality of a graveyard dancer

Your all smiles bad breath undressed and lewd

And your smoke screen lazy just to drive them crazy

Did you fall on your head when you fell out the tree

Seems to be that's all that it could be

Forever toilet paper stuck on the bottom of your shoe

Hot boxing cars after the bars with crazy glue

The world was your oyster you had it by the balls

Then you took a nosedive down Niagra falls

Would come as some big surprise but then again it's you

Just a thousand car pileup stacked on down a mile up

Yeah a hazey steamin pile of mess

Your plain and jane and just like the rest

But this is all about the bridge and the coarse

Though I can't seem to find the next sentence of coarse

Well it ain't no secret your a world class top shelf dumpster fire

You got your fingers crossed behind your back shit talk liar

Your a capacity crowd without a joke

Your the charcoal grill without the smoke

Pushed it over the edge total breakdown to the wire

Your smoke screen lazy just to drive them crazy

So have another drink or dump it down the sink

Keep it on the rails and don't be a dink

Just a detriment to the big picture of the day

You got shoes in wet cement chasing through the streets trying to runaway

Well it's all on the table when it comes to bad taste

Between me and old ladies well I'll win the race

Could be ontop of the world and still feel out of place

Just a thousand car pileup stacked on down a mile up

Yeah a hazey steaming pile of mess

Your plain and jane and just like the rest

But this is all about the bridge and the coarse

Though I can't seem to find the next sentence of coarse