Crazy Side Of Her

She's a break for squirrels kinda girl with a cross around her neck

But she can snuff out a loud mouth like a glowin' cigarette

Now I settled down a long time ago so you need to understand

If you bark at me I won't bite back but she might have other plans

The crazy side of her is crazy about me

She'll come at you ninety miles an hour to show you what you don't wanna see

There's been keyed up trucks there's been some sugar in the gas

She'll show ya how to cuss just before she kicks your ass

But her crowbar through your windshield is gonna bring you to your knees

Cause the crazy side of her gotta crazy love for me