Crazy Side Of Her Lyrics

She's a break for squirrels kinda girl with a cross around her neck

But she can snuff out a loud mouth like a glowin' cigarette

Now I settled down a long time ago so you need to understand

If you bark at me I won't bite back but she might have other plans

The crazy side of her is crazy about me

She'll come at you ninety miles an hour to show you what you don't wanna see

There's been keyed up trucks there's been some sugar in the gas

She'll show ya how to cuss just before she kicks your ass

But her crowbar through your windshield is gonna bring you to your knees

Cause the crazy side of her gotta crazy love for me

Now these days I hold my tongue and I turn the other cheek

It's never fun for anyone if my push back tries to speak

But Heaven help the fool who cuts me down in front of her

If he wakes up in the morning all he'll remember is a blur

Now don't get me wrong she loves a Sunday mornin' pew

But that don't mean the night before she won't beat the hell outta you