Weird Blokes

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor

That's my dream

It's my nightmare

Crawling, slithering along the edge of a straight razor

and surviving

Well folks, it ain't easy being a steezy in a world full of queasiness and all that other bullshit

Dripping with this ice like it's a spiritual occasion

My rapping isn't music, it's a guided meditation

Boy reeks of M&S and using Oysters at the station

Sporting three first names, I'm not using your abbreviations

I'm stationed at the bus stop with a ciggy in my mouth