Bad Burger

I got invited to the barbecue from some guys at work, oh

Normally I keep to myself but I didn't want to seem like a jerk, oh

I drive out, it's in the middle of a secluded field

Everybody's friendly and giving high fives, it's a nice sunny day, feels good to be alive

But I noticed something as I looked all around

Not a single person was the color brown

I took some time and began to mingle

Maybe I would hook up, I mean I am single

That's when I heard the hard R drop

And the sheets came out and they started burning the cross