Bad Burger Lyrics

I got invited to the barbecue from some guys at work, oh

Normally I keep to myself but I didn't want to seem like a jerk, oh

I drive out, it's in the middle of a secluded field

Everybody's friendly and giving high fives, it's a nice sunny day, feels good to be alive

But I noticed something as I looked all around

Not a single person was the color brown

I took some time and began to mingle

Maybe I would hook up, I mean I am single

That's when I heard the hard R drop

And the sheets came out and they started burning the cross

I just wanted a burger

Now I'm stuck at a clan function

I'm listening to Let's Go Brandon

I need a way from dysfunction

I tried to back away and get to my car

But a blonde haired blue eyed girl handed me a mason jar

She asked how long I've been a member

I lied and told her December

I know my black friend Carl would be pissed

But he just wouldn't get the gist

I had this hot girl on the wire

And the potato salad was fire

I just wanted a burger

Now I'm stuck at a clan rally

Talking about all things Trump

Maybe I can go home with Sally

Now listen, all men are created equal

I have no hate in my heart

But you have no idea how smoking she is

She's touching my arm, hey that's a start

A couple drinks later and I'm feeling a little woozy

They bring out the moonshine

And this rally turned into a doozy

Now it's the next morning and I'm at Sally's house

I spent a night of passion

I must have impressed the herd

They voted me in as Grand Wizard

I just wanted a burger

Carl is going to be pretty pissed

And now I'm sneaking out the window

I hope I won't be missed

I just wanted a burger

Carl is gonna be pretty pissed

Oh, oh, oh

And now I'm sneaking out the window

I hope I won't be missed