Goated

If the Iranian hostage crisis happened when I was alive

Every single one of them motherfuckers would survive

Born 25 years too late

Had to nerf my conception, would have been too great

Jimmy Carter should have worked harder

That's why he ain't get the vote from my grandfather

Your cowardice is way too overlooked

If I was in the Office I would have fucking cooked

I would have been like "bitch, stop that"

And they would have seen that my ass was fat

They would have been like "oh shit" then stopped

Cause they foreseen the boom if my ass were dropped