Goated Lyrics

If the Iranian hostage crisis happened when I was alive

Every single one of them motherfuckers would survive

Born 25 years too late

Had to nerf my conception, would have been too great

Jimmy Carter should have worked harder

That's why he ain't get the vote from my grandfather

Your cowardice is way too overlooked

If I was in the Office I would have fucking cooked

I would have been like "bitch, stop that"

And they would have seen that my ass was fat

They would have been like "oh shit" then stopped

Cause they foreseen the boom if my ass were dropped

And they would send back the Americans

Then I'd go over there and spark a joint with them

Thank you Carter for showing your small ass clit

We all know the 39th should belong to the SKiT

Bitch, I'm goated

You can't stop what's always flowing

There will always be a drop that's showing

You pussies don't know but

Bitch, I'm goated

I'm the immovable object and unstoppable force

I tear all of your land down and make a golf course

Bitch I'm, goated

If I was Ronald Reagan

I'd just kill myself

But I would end the Cold War by my accumulative wealth

I would have shown those fucking commies my whole ass stack

And they would go "fuck" and they would switch back

And then whoever ruled Russia would shit on the spot

Then I'd turn their whole country into a parking lot

And paint the lines red, white, and blue

And fuck your bitch in every spot there too

But luckily, I'm my own damnself

I wouldn't want to be anybody else

Cause y'all a bunch of bitches, y'all a bunch of cucks

I call your mom "everybody" cause how much she sucks

Get some sloppy toppy from a bitch for seven bucks

I'm the modern Ebola, bitch watch how I pull up

Use coke without da cola, watch my testies swole up

Then I smoke a doobie with a fruit roll up

Then I drink some water straight from a cup

Then I go refill that bitch back up

Bitch, y'all know I'm goated

You can't stop what's always flowing

There will always be a drop that's showing

You pussies don't know but

Bitch, I'm goated

I'm the immovable object and unstoppable force

I tear all of your land down and make a golf course

Bitch I'm, goated

Bitch I'm golden

Bitch I'm bowling

Bitch I'm Bolen