There Aint Nuthin Badda Than a Cowboy From Nevada

Well, I'm not from Carolina, Oklahoma, or Tennessee I've never been to West Texas but it sure looks good to me

I'm from out here in the sage where the country is all the rage And there ain't nothing badda than a cowboy from Nevada

Well, when I was a young boy my favorite band was Kiss And I remember country songs that I'd never miss Songs like I Walk the Line, I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry

I remember Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard and Charlie Pryde They're all cowboys, horse riding cowboys, cattle driving There ain't nothing badda than a cowboy from Nevada

Cowboys, horse riding cowboys, cattle driving There ain't nothing badda than a cowboy from Nevada

Well, every summer we would go watch those cowboys rodeo I know what you're thinking, this boy here's been drinking But I am not so crazy that I'd forget the ladies

You might think the nexus of the cowgirl comes from Texas But there ain't nothing badda than a cowgirl from Nevada

Cowgirl, horse riding cowgirl, cattle driving There ain't nothing badda than a cowgirl from Nevada

Don't go messing with granny or she's gonna slap you on the fanny So do the two-step and the do-si-do Chickens don't make bread cause chickens don't like dough

Out here in the silvery west, the mountains and the valleys are where I like best Well, I don't know what everything means, but I like my ladies in the old blue trees