Fat Bet

Yeah you, you were going that way so I followed the path right by the bird bath

Until, it was getting too dark so I got my flashlight attached to my kite

My shoes, they were looking so clean as I trenched through the cave certainly man made

And there, is where I saw the witch pray over the grave oh I was so brave

So brave

The story, yeah it's not over yet see I made a fat bet that the witch is not a threat

So I sat, and prayed right by the grave with my hand on her waist that was cover in lace

She cried, she said she's very hungry then said bluntly that there's cows in her house

To make a big beef sandwich Ex-vegetarian likes to eat quick