Fat Bet Lyrics

Yeah you, you were going that way so I followed the path right by the bird bath

Until, it was getting too dark so I got my flashlight attached to my kite

My shoes, they were looking so clean as I trenched through the cave certainly man made

And there, is where I saw the witch pray over the grave oh I was so brave

So brave

The story, yeah it's not over yet see I made a fat bet that the witch is not a threat

So I sat, and prayed right by the grave with my hand on her waist that was cover in lace

She cried, she said she's very hungry then said bluntly that there's cows in her house

To make a big beef sandwich Ex-vegetarian likes to eat quick

Standing in her yard, beef sandwich is throwing me off guard

Make a fat bet that this lady is scarred

Do you know why she hides? Crying in the back room all her life

Witch is scared to show her face, rather be alone in the cave

Amplified, criticized for the way she lives her life, waiting for love bedside loneliness it is implied

So she hides, and she cries, waiting for friends to provide

A nice life that's outside where she can exhale real wide