I'm A Cop

When I was a young boy, back in school, I didn't get many dates, cause I wasn't real cool

I couldn't make it as a football star, and nobody thought that I'd get very far, but

Then I got a job, here in my hometown, lets me get back at those who put me down

I'm a cop, yeah, I'm a cop, I sit on the highway and I make the traffic stop,

I got a club and a car, a badge and a gun, I think hassling people is a whole lot of fun,

I'm a force of one, nobody can stop me, I'm a cop, you know I cruise down the highway,

Every night with my ten power telescope and infrared sight, I'll stop you for nothing,

I'll search your car, I'll snoop in your business and I'll come in your bar,

In fact, I'll do anything that I want to do, because I'm your big brother and I'm watching you

Better do exactly as I say, when I say jump, you better ask how high,

Cause it's nineteen eighty four today, and if you cross me, you can kiss your ass goodbye