Song for Gainesville Traffic

On any given day, when you're under way, you'll notice that the traffic's quite a pain

And no one seems inclined to explain the lack of movement in every single lane

Well, you can scream and you can curse, but it only makes things worse. You really shouldn't let it get you down

It's just a fact of living in this town. So here's a song for you to sing when you're out driving around

We're talking Gainesville, where the traffic's moving slow. The folks in Gainesville have no particular place to go

And even if they did, they'd be frustrated, because the traffic lights are absolutely uncoordinated

But in Gainesville, creeping around is what we do. Right here in Gainesville, emitting lots of CO2

Or you can ride your bike to help lessen the load, and hope that you don't get run off the road

On every corner there's a bum, asking you to give him some money, because booze and drugs ain't free

If you don't, you're supposed to feel guilty. The city council wants us to be bum-friendly